suicidewatch:

Marshall Crenshaw “You’re My Favorite Waste Of Time” 

okay kids, looks like tumblr is about to REALLY kill me off for good this time. got my final warning email this afternoon informing me i’ve got 2 strikes against me and one more will result in the deletion of my blog. so yeah, 6 years of active use don’t mean shit to our Yahoo overlords. 

The dudes at the halal food stands always got jokes when you order with a white chick.

women seem to come in pairs

Three mediocre action thrillers in the span of three months. Has this always been happening and I’m just noticing now?