In terms of your claims to my sexuality, Sigmund Freud theorizes that in some cases, the semiconscious mind manifests repressed desires, therefore leading me to believe that you, sir, are indeed the homosexual. In fact, I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother in which fellatio was performed forthwith and without warning.
what a great word
there are no stars
The fact that my parents watch tmz makes me want to be buried alive.